A Bachelorette that eats = a good thing

This blog was originally written February 16, 2006 and posted on MYSPACE. Haha. But, since I find myself getting sucked into another season of the Bachelor, I thought it was appropriate to post....

I'm a bit of a bachelor/bachelorette fan, I'm not gonna lie. But as entertaining as I find it, I always said I would never do it. I mean, it is just a bunch of snotty, whiny, skinny girls fighting over some guy that they don't even know and claiming "I never thought I could feel this way blah blah blah" while he makes out with his 10 other girlfriends. But then I decided...if they created a chubby-girl bachelorette or a bachelor who likes chubby girls (ya know, girls that eat)...i would be so there. Granted, they'd have to ditch the bikini massages and hot tubs, and sexy little dresses are out. And considering I am really good at getting hurt and having surgery, any sports/ physical competitions would be nixed... hmmmm, movie line competitions and stick figure drawing contests it is. It would be a blast! Who's with me?

I mean really, a majority of Americans are bigger then a size 0......they would totally relate. It would be much more fun then watching all those skeletor girls go at it. Seriously girls: "EAT A CHEESEBURGER AND KEEP IT DOWN."

So do I think my brain busting idea is going to take off...er, probably not. But it would sure be fun!!

And, almost 7 years later it is pretty clear my idea isn't catching on, so tonight I'm going to up the ante "HEY BITCHES, EAT A CHEESEBURGER  AND FRIES AND KEEP THEM DOWN."